Heintschel Throws Seven Touchdowns as Pittsburgh Buries Miami (OH)
Mason Heintschel threw seven touchdown passes, and he threw them to seven different receivers. Pittsburgh beat Miami (OH) 59-14.
The first quarter was the whole argument. Heintschel hit Malik Knight from 17 yards, Justin Cook broke a 50-yard run, and Elijah Lagg caught a five-yarder with nine seconds left in the quarter. That was 21-0. D'Shawntae Jones ran in from a yard out for Miami (OH) in the second quarter, and Heintschel found Ja'Kyrian Turner from 45 yards with 4:44 left in the half. Then David McComb threw a 75-yard touchdown to Damarion Witten just ten seconds of game clock later, which made it 28-14. Antonio Chadha closed the half with a 58-yard field goal as time expired, so Pittsburgh led 31-14.
The third quarter was a short one for Miami (OH). Cataurus Hicks caught a 53-yarder with 13:26 left (38-14), Censere Lee caught a 35-yarder with 7:43 left (45-14), and Bryce Yates caught a 27-yarder with 5:24 left (52-14). Three touchdown passes in just over eight minutes of game clock. Damon Ferguson Jr. added a 15-yarder with 9:48 left in the fourth.
Pittsburgh finished with 480 passing yards, 166 rushing yards (646 total) and no turnovers. Miami (OH) had 261 passing yards and only 28 rushing yards, and threw one interception. Heintschel was 31 of 41 for 453 yards, with 23 more on the ground.
Pittsburgh is 1-0, Miami (OH) 0-1. Heintschel scored 62.4 Promethium points, 40 clear of the next man on his own team. If you had him, you already know. If you did not, I am sorry.